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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (perhaps)

I don't know about the veracity of this, but it's still cute.
 

Deep Thoughts

            by Jack Handy

 

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Comments

Do we need to come rescue your child?

One time I told a kid I was babysitting about ninjas. He said he'd shoot ninjas with a gun, and I felt obliged by complete honesty to inform him that he wouldn't have time to get a gun if a ninja was coming after him... am I going to hell?
Carl said…
No, you're not going to hell. You will need to attend an NRA convention as penance, though.
Carl said…
Oh, and you'll need to attend the convention with your Dennis Kucinich t-shirt.

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